What’s going down at the local Odeon/Cineworld? Apart from extortionate prices for tickets and food? And a sound system that leaves you half deaf? My reviews on the latest cinema offerings.
- Annabelle Creation (2017) (Another Unnecessary Prequel?)
- Ant-Man (2015) (A Big Success?)
- Arrival (2016) (Deserves The Hype?)
- Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) (Age of Superhero Saturation?)
- Avengers: Infinity War (2018) (Worth The Ten Year Build?)
- Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice (2016) (Are Haters Gonna Hate?)
- Baywatch (2017) (Nothing Glistens In Emerald Bay)
- BlacKkKlansman (2018) (Spike Lee’s Pointless Sledgehammer…)
- Black Panther (2018) (Does It Deserve To Be In The Billion Dollar Club?)
- Blade Runner 2049 (2017) (A Sequel Thirty-Odd Years Too Late?)
- The Boy (2016) (Wouldn’t Frighten A Doll!)
- Café Society (2016) (The First Allen Film I’ve Ever Watched!)
- Captain America: Civil War (2016) (We Don’t Need Your Civil War…Or Do We?!?!)
- Cinderella (2015) (Raise a Glass Slipper…)
- Coco (2017) (Another Pixar Masterpiece?)
- The Conjuring 2 (2016) (Worthy Of A Heart Attack?)
- Creed (2015) (Adrian’s Revenge?)
- Darkest Hour (2017) (Churchill On The Tube?!?!?)
- Deadpool (2016) (Your Atypical Typical Superhero Film…)
- Deadpool 2 (2018) (Lives Up To The Hype? Plus Plus?)
- Deepwater Horizon (2016) (Another Typical Disaster Movie!)
- Detroit (2017) (The Horror Movie Of The Year?)
- Doctor Strange (2016) (Just Another MCU Origin Story With Trippy Visuals?)
- The Duff (2015) (I’ll Drink To That!)
- Dunkirk (2017) (A Nail Biter? Or A Thumb Twiddler?)
- Ghostbusters (2016) (A Remake Too Far?)
- Ghost in the Shell (2017) (Another Dodgy Remake of a Japanese Classic?)
- The Greatest Showman (2017) (Is This The Musical You’ve Been Waiting For?)
- Hereditary (2018) (The Most Terrifying Film In Years?)
- High-Rise (2015) (The Height Of Decadence?)
- ‘I, Daniel Blake’ (2016) (Iain Duncan Smith’s Favourite Film?)
- Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) (Twenty Years Ago…Emmerich Made A Better Film!)
- Stephen King’s IT (2017) (Do We All Float Down Here?)
- Jurassic World (2015) (A Roaring Success? Or Just A Boring Success?)
- Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) (Will The Franchise Find A Way With This Sequel?)
- Justice League (2017) (Justice Served?)
- Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) (Or: How Not To Do A Sequel)
- La La Land (2016) (Worthy of Oscar For Best Picture?)
- The LEGO Batman Movie (2017) (Is Everything Still Awesome?)
- Logan (2017) (A Great Comic Book Film? Or Just A Great Film?)
- Lights Out (2016) (Afraid Of The Dark?)
- Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) (Beyond the CGI-Dome!)
- Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation (2015) (I Accept!)
- mother! (2017) (Seeing Is Believing…)
- The Neon Demon (2016) (Style Over Substance?)
- The Nun (2018) (Jump Scare City Limits…And A Well Behaved Cinema Audience?)
- Poltergeist (2015) (A Scare, A Scare, My Kingdom For A Scare!)
- The Revenant (2015) (The Unexpected Virtue Of Endurance?)
- Sausage Party (2016) (Pixar Meets Seth Rogan!)
- Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) (Do We Need Another Prequel?)
- SPECTRE (2015) (The Ghost of James Bond Past?)
- Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) (Time To Celebrate?)
- Split (2017) (A Film Divided Against Itself?)
- Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (Better Than The Prequels?)
- Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017) (This Is Not Going To Go The Way You Think…)
- Straight Outta Compton (2015) [Dope, Man?]
- Suicide Squad (2016) (The Worst of the Worst?)
- T2: Trainspotting (2017) (Just Another Nostalgia Stop?)
- Terminator: Genisys (2015) (Franchise: Terminated?!?!?)
- Thor: Ragnarok (2017) (Thor-Some?)
- The Walk (2015) (The Amazing Man On Wire?)
- Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017) (Wonder Woman 2?)
- War for the Planet of the Apes (2017) (A Fitting End To The Trilogy?)
- Wonder Woman (2017) (The Best Comic Book Film since The Dark Knight?)
- X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) (X-Men: A Crock of S***?)
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