Here are all my films reviews, in a handy A to Z format! By the way, films beginning with ‘The’ are filed under the to first letter of the next word (so ‘The Fly’ is under ‘F’!).
- 2012 (2009) (Appetite For Destruction?)
- Aliens (1986) (Or…How To Do A Sequel!)
- American Sniper (2014) [Team America: F*** Yeah?!?]
- Annabelle Creation (2017) (Another Unnecessary Prequel?)
- Ant-Man (2015) [A Big Success?]
- Arrival (2016) (Deserves The Hype?)
- Avatar (2009) (Do We Really Need More Of Pandora?)
- The Avengers (2012) [Team Work Made The Dream Work!]
- Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) [Age of Superhero Saturation?]
- Avengers: Infinity War (2018) (Worth The Ten Year Build?)
- Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice (2016) [Are Haters Gonna Hate?]
- Battle Royale (2001) (The Ultimate Japanese Film?)
- Birdman (2014) [Keaton Returns!]
- BlacKkKlansman (2018) (Spike Lee’s Pointless Sledgehammer…)
- Black Panther (2018) (Does It Deserve To Be In The Billion Dollar Club?)
- Blade Runner 2049 (2017) (A Sequel Thirty-Odd Years Too Late?)
- The Boy (2016) [Wouldn’t Frighten A Doll!]
- Brawl In Cell Block 99 (2017) (One Of The Best Films of 2017?)
- Café Society (2016) (The First Allen Film I’ve Ever Watched!)
- Cannibal Holocaust (1980) (The Most Controversial Film of All Time?)
- Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) [Hail to the King?]
- Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) [This Is How You Do A Sequel!]
- Captain America: Civil War (2016) [We Don’t Need Your Civil War…Or Do We?!?!]
- Cinderella (2015) [Raise a Glass Slipper…]
- Coco (2017) (Another Pixar Masterpiece?)
- The Conjuring 2 (2016) [A Worthy Sequel?]
- The Conversation (1974) (Let’s Talk About A Great Film!)
- Crash (1996) [Cronenberg Meets Ballard!]
- Creed (2015) [Adrian’s Revenge?]
- Darkest Hour (2017) (Churchill On The Tube?!?!?)
- Day Of The Dead (1985) [Zombie-Licious?]
- Dark Star (1974) (Carpenter’s Supernova!)
- Deadpool (2016) [Your Atypical Typical Superhero Film…]
- Deadpool 2 (2018) (Lives Up To The Hype? Plus Plus?)
- Deepwater Horizon (2016) (Another Typical Disaster Movie!)
- Detroit (2017) (The Horror Movie Of The Year?)
- District 9 (2009) (The Cleverest Film of 2009?)
- Doctor Strange (2016) (Just Another MCU Origin Story With Trippy Visuals?)
- Drive (2011) (One Of The Best Films of the 21st Century?)
- The Duff (2015) [I’ll Drink To That!]
- Dunkirk (2017) (A Nail Biter? Or A Thumb Twiddler?)
- Exit Through The Gift Shop (2010) (Documentary Or Mockumentary?)
- The Expendables (2010) (Throwaway Trash?)
- The Fly (1986) [Or…How To Do A Remake!]
- Following (1998) (Elementary Nolan!)
- Ghostbusters (2016) (A Remake Too Far?)
- Ghost in the Shell (2017) (Another Dodgy Remake of a Japanese Classic?)
- The Greatest Showman (2017) (Is This The Musical You’ve Been Waiting For?)
- The Green Inferno (2013) (Gorefest or Borefest?)
- Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) (How To Do A Sequel?)
- Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2 (2017) (Another Uninspired MCU Sequel?)
- Hell Or High Water (2016) (Those Bloody Bankers…)
- Hereditary (2018) (The Most Terrifying Film In Years?)
- High-Rise (2015) [The Height Of Decadence?]
- ‘I, Daniel Blake’ (2016) (Iain Duncan Smith’s Favourite Film?)
- I Spit On Your Grave (1978) (A True Video Nasty?)
- Inception (2010) (A Sweet Dream…Or A Beautiful Nightmare?)
- The Incredible Hulk (2008) (There’s Nothing Incredible About This Film!)
- Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) [Twenty Years Ago…Emmerich Made A Better Film!]
- Iron Man (2008) [Where It All Began…]
- Iron Man 2 (2010) [Bloated Avengers Teaser Trailer!!!]
- Iron Man 3 (2013) [Where’s Iron Man?]
- Stephen King’s IT (2017) (Do We All Float Down Here?)
- Ju-On: The Grudge (2002) [Forgive and Forget?]
- Jurassic Park (1993) [T-Rexcellent?]
- Jurassic Park: The Lost World (1997) [Another Jurassic Lark?]
- Jurassic Park III (2001) [Third Time ISN’T A Charm!]
- Jurassic World (2015) [A Roaring Success? Or Just A Boring Success?]
- Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) (Will The Franchise Find A Way With This Sequel?)
- Justice League (2017) (Justice Served?)
- The Karate Kid Part II (1986) [A Worthy Sequel?]
- Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) (Or: How Not To Do A Sequel)
- La La Land (2016) (Worthy of Oscar For Best Picture?)
- The Last House on the Left (2009)
- The LEGO Batman Movie (2017) (Is Everything Still Awesome?)
- Let Me In (2010) (I’d Rather Let The Right One In!)
- Logan (2017) (A Great Comic Book Film? Or Just A Great Film?)
- Lights Out (2016) (Afraid Of The Dark?)
- Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) [Beyond the CGI-Dome!]
- Man Of Steel (2013) [Super Explosions and Destruction, Man!]
- Marebito (2004) [Lovecraft Meets Japanese Horror…Successfully?]
- Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation (2015) [I Accept!]
- mother! (2017) (Seeing Is Believing…)
- Nekromantik (1987) (The Greatest Love Story Of All Time?)
- The Neon Demon (2016) (Style Over Substance?)
- Nosferatu (1922) (The Original Vampire Film…And Best?)
- The Nun (2018) (Jump Scare City Limits…And A Well Behaved Cinema Audience?)
- Only God Forgives (2013) [An Unforgivable Bore?]
- Pi (1998) (More Than The Sum Of Its Parts?)
- Poltergeist (1982) [Scare Here? Yes!]
- Poltergeist (2015) [A Scare, A Scare, My Kingdom For A Scare!]
- Predator (1987) (If It Bleeds…)
- Predator 2 (1990) (An Unworthy Sequel?)
- Predators (2010) (The Added ‘S’ Is For…)
- The Prestige (2006) (Christopher Nolan’s Greatest Film?)
- Prince of Persia (2010) (Lost In The Sands Of Time…
- Prometheus (2012) (Or…How NOT To Do A Prequel!)
- Quantum of Solace (2008) (Daniel Craig’s Worst Bond Film?)
- The Revenant (2015) [The Unexpected Virtue Of Endurance?]
- Robocop (1987) (Part Man, Part Machine, All Great Film)
- Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) (The Best Star Wars Prequel?)
- The Running Man (1987) (One Of Us Is In Deep Trouble…)
- Sausage Party (2016) (Pixar Meets Seth Rogan!)
- Sicario (2015) [Misses The Target…]
- Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) (Do We Need Another Prequel?)
- SPECTRE (2015) [The Ghost of James Bond Past?]
- Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) (Time To Celebrate?)
- Split (2017) (A Film Divided Against Itself?)
- Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace [The Jar Jar Binks Show!]
- Star Wars: Episode II: Attack Of The Clones [Things Can Only Get Better?]
- Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith [The Best Star Wars Prequel?!?!]
- Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope (1977) [A Long Time Ago…]
- Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) [Watch…Or Watch Not…In Fact, Just Watch!]
- Star Wars: Episode VI: Return Of The Jedi [Full Of Diminishing Returns?]
- Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens [Better Than The Prequels?]
- Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017) (This Is Not Going To Go The Way You Think…)
- Starship Troopers (1997) (B-Movie Trash, or Inspired Satire?)
- Stephen King’s ‘IT’ (1990) [The Film, Not The Book!]
- Straight Outta Compton (2015) [Dope, Man?]
- Suicide Squad (2016) (The Worst Of The Worst?)
- T2: Trainspotting (2017) (Just Another Nostalgia Stop?)
- Taken 3 (2015) [Let This Be The End!]
- The Terminator (1984) [I’ll Always Be Back To Watch This Film!]
- Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) [Come With Me If You Want A Great Film!]
- Terminator: Genisys (2015) [Franchise: Terminated?!?!?]
- The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) (A True Horror Classic?)
- The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) [Another Horror Classic Slaughtered?]
- They Live (1988) (Obey…Consume…Watch This Film!)
- This Is England (2007) (It Was Acceptable In The 80s…)
- Thor (2011) (A Striking Film…)
- Thor: The Dark World (2013) (The Worst MCU Film?)
- Thor: Ragnarok (2017) (Thor-Some?)
- The Walk (2015) (The Amazing Man On Wire?)
- Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017) (Wonder Woman 2?)
- Tokyo Gore Police (2008) (Ultraviolence With A Message?)
- War of the Worlds (2005) (Close Encounters of the Turd Kind)
- Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994) (Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This…)
- The Wedding Singer (1998) (Adam Sandler’s Best Film!)
- The Wrestler (2008) (Does It Lay The Smackdown?)
- X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) (X-Men: A Crock of S***?)
- X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) (Give Me A Break, Buck!)
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