DVDs…I’ve more than a few…and keep buying them all the time…so here are my thoughts on what those films Digital Versatile Discs (and, if I’m feeling lucky, those Blu Rays that people keep talking about) have to offer…
- 2012 (2009) (Appetite For Destruction?)
- Aliens (1986) (Or…How To Do A Sequel!)
- American Sniper (2014) (Team America: F*** Yeah?!?)
- Avatar (2009) (Do We Really Need More Of Pandora?)
- The Avengers (2012) (Team Work Made The Dream Work!)
- Batman Returns (1992) (Or…How To Do A Sequel That Breaks The Mould)
- Battle Royale (2001) (The Ultimate Japanese Film?)
- Birdman (2014) (Keaton Returns!)
- Brawl In Cell Block 99 (2017) (One Of The Best Films of 2017?)
- Cannibal Holocaust (1980) (The Most Controversial Film of All Time?)
- Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) (Hail to the King?)
- Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) (This Is How You Do A Sequel!)
- The Conversation (1974) (Let’s Talk About A Great Film!)
- Crash (1996) (Cronenberg Meets Ballard!)
- Day Of The Dead (1985) (Zombie-Licious?)
- Dark Star (1974) (Carpenter’s Supernova!)
- District 9 (2009) (The Cleverest Film of 2009?)
- Drive (2011) (One Of The Best Films of the 21st Century?)
- Exit Through The Gift Shop (2010) (Documentary Or Mockumentary?)
- The Expendables (2010) (Throwaway Trash?)
- The Fly (1986) (Or…How To Do A Remake!)
- Following (1998) (Elementary Nolan!)
- The Green Inferno (2013) (Gorefest or Borefest?)
- Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) (How To Do A Sequel?)
- Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2 (2017) (Another Uninspired MCU Sequel?)
- Hell Or High Water (2016) (Those Bloody Bankers…)
- Hot Fuzz (2007) (Off The F**king Chain!)
- I Spit On Your Grave (1978) (A True Video Nasty?)
- The Incredible Hulk (2008) (There’s Nothing Incredible About This Film!)
- Inception (2010) (A Sweet Dream…Or A Beautiful Nightmare?)
- Iron Man (2008) (Where It All Began…)
- Iron Man 2 (2010) (Bloated Avengers Teaser Trailer!!!)
- Iron Man 3 (2013) (Where’s Iron Man?)
- Ju-On: The Grudge (2002) (Forgive and Forget?)
- Jurassic Park (1993) (T-Rexcellent?)
- Jurassic Park: The Lost World (1997) (Another Jurassic Lark?)
- Jurassic Park III (2001) (Third Time ISN’T A Charm!)
- The Karate Kid Part II (1986) (A Worthy Sequel?)
- The Last House on the Left (2009)
- Let Me In (2010) (I’d Rather Let The Right One In!)
- Man Of Steel (2013) (Super Explosions and Destruction, Man!)
- Marebito (2004) (Lovecraft Meets Japanese Horror…Successfully?)
- Nekromantik (1987) (The Greatest Love Story Of All Time?)
- Nosferatu (1922) (The Original Vampire Film…And Best?)
- Only God Forgives (2013) (An Unforgivable Bore?)
- Pi (1998) (More Than The Sum Of Its Parts?)
- Poltergeist (1982) (Scare Here? Yes!)
- Predator (1987) (If It Bleeds…)
- Predator 2 (1990) (An Unworthy Sequel?)
- Predators (2010) (The Added ‘S’ Is For…)
- The Prestige (2006) (Christopher Nolan’s Greatest Film?)
- Prince of Persia (2010) (Lost In The Sands Of Time…)
- Prometheus (2012) (Or…How NOT To Do A Prequel!)
- Quantum of Solace (2008) (Daniel Craig’s Worst Bond Film?)
- Robocop (1987) (Part Man, Part Machine, All Great Film)
- Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) (The Best Star Wars Prequel?)
- The Running Man (1987) (One Of Us Is In Deep Trouble…)
- Sicario (2015) (Misses The Target…)
- Spider-Man (2002) (The Amazing Spider-Man?)
- Spider-Man 2 (2004) (The Greatest Superhero Sequel?)
- Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace (The Jar Jar Binks Show!)
- Star Wars: Episode II: Attack Of The Clones (Things Can Only Get Better?)
- Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith (The Best Star Wars Prequel?!?!)
- Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope (1977) (A Long Time Ago…)
- Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) (Watch…Or Watch Not…In Fact, Just Watch!)
- Star Wars: Episode VI: Return Of The Jedi (Full Of Diminishing Returns?)
- Starship Troopers (1997) (B-Movie Trash, or Inspired Satire?)
- Stephen King’s ‘IT’ (1990) (The Film, Not The Book!)
- Taken 3 (2015) (Let This Be The End!)
- Terminator, The (1984) (I’ll Always Be Back To Watch This Film!)
- Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) (Come With Me If You Want A Great Film!)
- The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) (A True Horror Classic?)
- The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) (Another Horror Classic Slaughtered?)
- They Live (1988) (Obey…Consume…Watch This Film!)
- This Is England (2007) (It Was Acceptable In The 80s…)
- Thor (2011) (A Striking Film…)
- Thor: The Dark World (2013) (The Worst MCU Film?)
- Tokyo Gore Police (2008) (Ultraviolence With A Message?)
- Vox Lux (2018)
- War of the Worlds (2005) (Close Encounters of the Turd Kind)
- Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994) (Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This…)
- The Wedding Singer (1998) (Adam Sandler’s Best Film!)
- Wrestler, The (2008) (Does It Lay The Smackdown?)
- X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) (Give Me A Break, Buck!)
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